First you disagree with me, and now you threaten to steal one of my children? 

…shit happens Katy… shit happens

Come by Monday. Definitely Monday. Annnd then Samantha will grab onto your leg and never ever let go. Even when she’s sleeping, she will cling to you for her life. 

NO. NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO PUCKERMAN. NO. 

That would be fucking craaazzy. I think I would like flip out, and call you screaming with like “wtf is happening”ness. 

Monday it is! :) That’s really not a big problem for me haha. She can cling to me, I’ll just steal her ;)

YES YES YES YES YES YES COLLINS! YES! 

That would be so fucking awesome! you best call me! I need to know about your Superman sightings! 

Really? Thank you Puck. I like you too.

Welcome! and thanks :) 

No they don’t seem to like me for some reason…

Oh hmm…. well I like you. You seem pretty chill.

She cracks me up whenever she’s not screaming. And she isss and it’s adoraabbllle. You guys are all uncle-niece cuteness. Awwwwh. 

THAT IS NOT ALLOWED, PUCKERMAN. 

And potentially a passing Superman. But I’m not a fan of him so he can stay on the ground. 

She’s great! haha damn, now I need to come visit okay?! Maybe tomorrow or monday?! 

IT’S HAPPENING COLLINS!

Awh shit. Imagine? That’d be hilarious!